她和“哈佛吴彦祖”离婚了,庆幸被逼签署婚前协议,全网都在恭喜!

4月13日,黄阿丽官宣离婚了!离开了那个一直出现在她段子里的哈佛学子。

黄阿丽的名字,你不一定熟,但是她的段子,你肯定听过!尤其是,如果你看过她对婚后生活的吐槽,可能也不会意外这场八年婚姻的终结。

黄阿丽甚至还扬言想要”cheat on my husband”(出轨)。让我们来看看她怎么说的:

(视频全长05:42,建议在Wi-Fi条件下观看)

According to a source, the divorce is “amicable” and Wong and Hakuta “will continue to co-parent lovingly.”

据消息人士称,他们的离婚是“和平的”,黄阿丽和柏田“将继续共同抚养孩子”。

离婚消息一爆出,网友们都坐不住了!惋惜吗?No!网友们可谓是吃瓜不嫌事大:

黄阿丽要离婚了?你是说那些想出轨她丈夫和恨他的事情不仅仅是段子?

好吧,一方面如果黄阿丽因为离婚而不开心,我很抱歉,另一方面,她的下一个特别节目将是关于与百万富翁离婚、复仇者和热门电影剧组的段子,我很期待。

还别说,阿代尔也很期待下一次脱口秀会爆出什么离婚段子!

现在的“老司机”黄阿丽可以说是功成名就,但早在八年前,其实还是黄阿丽“倒贴”追求这位前夫呢。

Wong and Hakuta first met at a mutual friend's wedding in 2010. \"The first thing I learned about him was that, at the time, he was attending Harvard Business School,\" Wong shared in her 2016 Netflix special, \"Baby Cobra.\" \"And I was like, 'Oh my God, I'm gonna trap his ass. Going to trap his ass!'

2010 年,黄阿丽和柏田在共同朋友的婚礼上第一次见面。“我了解到他的第一件事是,当时他正在哈佛商学院就读。”黄阿丽在她 2016 年的 Netflix 特别节目《小眼镜蛇》中分享道,“我就想,我的天,老娘必须设套把这人弄到手。”

“And I trapped his ass initially by not kissing him until the fifth date, which is a very unusual move on my part. But I did it on purpose because I knew that he was a catch.\"

“在第五次约会之前,我都没有亲吻他,这对我来说是一个非常不寻常的举动。但我是故意这样做的,因为我知道他是一个陷阱。”

The comedian and entrepreneur wed four years later in San Francisco. They have two daughters together, 6-year-old Mari and 4-year-old Nikki.

四年后,这位喜剧演员和她的企业家老公在旧金山结婚。他们有两个女儿,6 岁的Mari和4岁的Nikki。

在最新的脱口秀里,黄阿丽对前夫的评价是:

My husband is so smart. He went to Carnegie Mellon, Harvard Business School. He is a Fulbright Scholar.

我的丈夫很聪明,他曾就读于卡内基梅隆大学、哈佛商学院,获得过富布赖特奖学金。

但同时,她也提到:

I'm the one leaning in while he is lying down.

当他躺平的时候,我正在打拼。

那柏田先生到底是谁呢?真的是躺平人吗?

Justin Kakuta is the son of inventor and television personality Ken Kakuta. Justin is a half-Japanese, half-Filipino who was born in Japan. Kakuta holds an MBA from Harvard School of Business.

贾斯汀·柏田是发明家和电视名人肯·柏田的儿子。柏田有一半日本人血统和一半菲律宾血统。他还拥有哈佛商学院的 MBA 学位。

He is an entrepreneur who previously worked as avicepresident at GoodRx, a multimillion-dollar technology company. He served as Vice President of Product till February 2019.

他是一名企业家,曾在价值数百万美元的科技公司GoodRx担任副总裁。他曾担任产品副总裁直到2019年2月。

但这之后,他就辞职了,开始了“躺平生活”,说是想花更多时间来陪伴家人。

虽然现在是黄阿丽在“养家糊口”,但其实刚结婚时,黄阿丽比现在胖18磅、一脸痘痘、还没钱……也难怪被婆家逼着要签婚前协议!

“Being forced to sign that prenup was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me and my career,” she wrote, saying it gave her “the gift of fear” .

“被迫签署婚前协议是我和我的职业生涯中发生过的最棒的事情之一。”她写道,并说这是一份“恐惧的礼物”。

“I wаs extremely motivаted to eаrn my own money becаuse I signed а document specificаlly stаting how much I couldn’t rely on my husbаnd,” the 39-yeаr-old wrote.

“我非常有动力自己赚钱,因为我签署了一份文件,详细陈述了我在多大程度上不能依赖我的丈夫。”

阿代尔只想说:幸好签咯!毕竟现在的黄阿丽资产可比柏田多多了!

Ali Wong has an estimated net worth of more than $5 million as of March 2022, according to Forbes.

据福布斯报道,截至 2022 年 3 月,黄阿丽的净资产估计超过 500 万美元。

相比之下,Justin Hakuta has a net worth of $1.2 million. And his main source of income is from his business operations.

贾斯汀·柏田的净资产为 120 万美元。而他的主要收入来源是他的商业运作。

还真是和黄阿丽之前吐槽的一样呢~

He bought low. And if we get divorced, he going to sell high.

他抄底了。如果我们离婚的话,他就是高价抛售了。

1982年4月,黄阿丽(Ali Wong)出生于美国加利福尼亚州的旧金山。

She is the youngest of four children in a household of four. Father Adolphus Wong was born in the United States and worked as a physician for Kaiser Permanente for more than 30 years before his death in 2011.

她是家里四个孩子中最小的一个。父亲 Adolphus Wong 出生于美国,在凯萨医疗机构工作了 30 多年,直到 2011 年去世。

The author’s mother, Tammy Wong, immigrated to the United States in 1960 from Hue, Vietnam’s Central Highlands. Her forefathers came from the country of China.

她的母亲 Tammy Wong 于 1960 年从越南中部高地移民到美国。她的祖先来自中国。

没错!黄阿丽是中越混血哦。不过相比于那些五官精致的混血儿,黄阿丽在外形上并没有太多突出的优势。

不过在她平凡、或者说是逗比的外貌下,却有个又污又有趣的灵魂!

她是荤段子小能手,满嘴“屎尿屁”,她在台上的画风是这样的:

确实,一想到黄阿丽,“荤”、“性”、“黄暴”就会蹦到脑子里,但其实在这些段子背后,她谈的是女权问题,是种族问题,也是婚姻问题……“荤”、“性”、“黄暴”不过是她讽刺这些问题的手段罢了。

In her first comedy special, “Baby Cobra” (2016), Wong stated, “I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women.” Anyone who has seen this special, or her second one, “Hard Knock Wife” (2018), knows that Wong does not actually hate feminism — she just believes that feminism ruined her dream of being “a trophy wife,” as feminism often encourages women to go out into the workplace and take charge,

在她的第一部喜剧特辑《小眼镜蛇》(2016 年)中, 黄阿丽表示,“我认为女权主义是发生在女性身上最糟糕的事情。” 任何看过这部特别片或她的第二部《铁娘子》(2018 年)的人都知道,黄阿丽实际上并不讨厌女权主义——她只是认为女权主义毁了她成为“花瓶老婆”的梦想,因为女权主义经常鼓励女性走出去工作并负起责任。

while Wong would much prefer to sit at home and be, in her words, “a trophy.” The irony behind this joke is that not only is Wong now the breadwinner of her family after having an extremely successful career, but her comedy itself is inherently feminist.

而黄阿丽更喜欢坐在家里,用她的话来说,就是做一个“花瓶”。这个笑话背后的讽刺之处在于,在事业非常成功之后,黄阿丽不仅成为了家里养家糊口的那个人 ,而且她的喜剧本身就是女权主义的。

既然这样,那让我们来看看黄阿丽是如何一步步成为那个“养家糊口”的女人的吧~

2009年,23岁的黄阿丽从UCLA大学毕业,开始在咖啡厅表演脱口秀,那会儿她每晚要演出近九次。黄阿丽将那破烂的演出场地形容成“流浪汉收容所”!

2016年,黄阿丽在怀孕七个月的时候,进行了一场脱口秀演出,一瞬间红遍全美!那就是《小眼镜蛇》啦~

那天,她挺着个大肚子,讲了整整60分钟“黄、暴、污”的段子。这场的经典动作甚至被网友们玩“坏”了:

你是不是诧异怀孕七个月的黄阿丽怎么都不好好休息一下?可是,这个“狠女人”当年甚至都没放过自己结婚的日子,穿着婚纱就上了台。.

2018年,Netflix上线了黄阿丽的第二个脱口秀专场《黄阿丽:铁娘子》。依旧是夸张的紧身裙、依旧是挺着个大肚子——她带着她的小女儿来吐槽啦。

这次,她的段子也和她的生活一起与时俱进了,从婚姻进阶到了育儿。黄阿丽毫不避讳地喊道:“我爱我的孩子,但我想把她当垃圾扔了!”惹的一众观众回应道:“That’s it!”(确实!)

2019 年, 黄阿丽主演了Netflix的电影《两大无猜》(Always Be My Maybe),也参与到了剧本编写中。

同年的10月25日,黄阿丽出版了一本书,名为《亲爱的姑娘》,是一本留给女儿们的“人生指南”。

Advice on how to live your best life, as well as untold secrets As a life guide, she describes the book as a resource for her daughters to read when they become adults.

这本书提出了一些如何过上最好的生活的建议,也披露了一些不为人知的秘密作为生活指南。她将这本书描述为女儿成年后可以阅读的材料。

今年的情人节,黄阿丽推出了第三个Netflix特别节目《黄阿丽:风流女子》。看看这豹纹紧身裙,是不是还是那个熟悉的味道!也是这次,她扬言道:想要“出轨”。

\"Like an idiot, I asked this dude to ask me to go to prison,\" she said in that special. \"And now I'm inmonogamyjail and I don't know how to get out.\"

“像个白痴一样,我让这个家伙让我去坐牢,”她在特别节目中说,“现在我在一夫一妻制的监狱里,我不知道如何出去。”

时隔两个月,便爆出离婚消息……还真是“艺术源于生活”啊。

不管怎样!让我们一起期待黄阿丽的下一个特别节目吧。说不定就是《黄阿丽:离婚那些事儿》呢?阿代尔是一把子期待了,小伙伴们呢?

今日词汇

amicable /ˈæmɪkəbl/ 友好的

vice /vaɪs/ 副的

encounter /ɪnˈkaʊntər/ 遭遇;邂逅

hilariously /hɪ'leriəs/ 滑稽地

monogamy /məˈnɑːɡəmi/ 一夫一妻制

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